And Goebbels had no balls at all!

He looks like a reich tit

He looks like a reich tit

I never knew that Adolf Hitler had an immediate successor after his death in 1945. He was succeeded by his Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels. However he was in the job for less than 48 hours from 30th April to 1st May 1945. Was that the shortest term ever served my the leader of a country? It sure sounds like it to me. If you know of any shorter terms please feel free to comment.

All together now......'Hitler has only got one ball' !

All together now……’Hitler has only got one ball’ !

Goebbels was one of the highest ranking Nazi scumbags in Hitler’s party and he also took the suicide route. he and his wife killed their six children and then they killed themselves. Good riddance to Goebbels and Mrs G but that is an awful thing to do to six young children.


Please tell me this is not real!

Hienz Fartler!

Hands up if you just farted

It appears that none other than Adolf Hitler’s medical records are up for auction at a Connecticut auction house. He supposedly snorted cocaine for a sinus problem (I suppose it could clear your sinuses but remove your septum) and took up to 28 drugs in one hit. Surely that is more than the joint drug ingestion of Pete Doherty, Ozzy Osbourne, Amy Winehouse and Elvis Presley!

Adolf also injected bull testicle extracts to increase his libido. Surely that must be bollocks mustn’t it? But the best revelation of Mr Hitler’s medical records is that he had a serious problem with flatulence and farted uncontrollably. Maybe that was a secret gas weapon he was developing?

It looks like he had a bladder problem too

Did any other despots and dictators have a fart problem or any kind of embarrassing health issues? I’d love to know.

There you have it, proof that Hitler was developing a poison gas weapon of ass destruction!

Now let us enjoy a couple of Hitler fart videos. Fart jokes are always funny aren’t they?

cry god for harry england and st george’s autograph

Many years ago I collected autographs, I would have been about seven years old. I probably kept my autograph book until I was maybe eleven. I was not a particularly good collector. Apart from members of my family and the usual joker that wrote ‘by hook or by crook I’ll be last in this book’ I had two celebrity signatures; Leslie Crowther and Tony Blackburn. Later in life I was lucky enough to get the autograph of one of my childhood heroes, Gerry Anderson.

So why am I telling you all this? I haven’t just learnt it have I? Well no that is just background for the useless factoid that I learnt today whilst browsing through Record Collector Magazine. The autographs of the four Beatles are all quite different values Ringo Starr‘s is £850, Paul McCartney‘s is £1,500, George Harrison‘s is £2,250 and John Lennon’s is £5,950. That is quite interesting in itself but what struck me is that Adolf Hitler’s autograph is worth more than each of the Beatles and can go for up to £6,950.Incidentally the last autograph Lennon gave was probably to his murderer Mark Chapman. He had signed Chapman’s copy of the Double Fantasy album. That copy was sold for $525,000 recently.

This got me thinking about what was the most expensive autograph in the world. It would appear that William Shakespeare’s scribble takes that crown. apparently there are only six authenticated Shakespeare signatures in the world and buying one of those would set you back around £2.5 million. It also seems to be widely recognised that the Bard’s signature and his handwriting generally was quite scruffy. see his signature below and let me know what you think.