To Poo or Not to Poo ….. in 12 seconds!

Apparently, according to the BBC’s science magazine Focus it takes all mammals, regardless of size just 12 seconds (plus or minus 7 seconds) to defecate/ poo/ shit/ poop/ crap/ take a dump/ deliver a brown Mr Whippy/ drop the kids off at the pool. Seriously? That cannot take into account someone who likes a good read on the bog such as myself. Five to nineteen seconds? No way I take more like five to nineteen minutes! How long do you take and do you take a book or magazine with you? Come on where is the relaxation time in less than twenty seconds?

Does Clark Kent live here?

I guess that naming a street in your town after someone famous is commonplace. But how about naming it after a fictitious character? Even worse perhaps using the fictitious character’s name as part of a pun. Well it has happened on more than one occasion with just one character alone. Yes there are apparently 23 streets in America that are called Lois Lane. Do you know of any other names used in that way? I would love to hear about them if you do!