I never believed that it was possible to hide a fart (in fact I still don’t). However I have just found some pretty old news (from 2007) on the Sun website (I arrived there by accident ok!) about an US underwear manufacturer that has produced some underwear called Under-Ease which uses an airtight design and replaceable filter to eliminate the odour of noxious farts. To me they look a little like incontinence pants for farts.
Read about them in the Sun by clicking here or on UnderTec’s website by clicking here. I have always said that the moment I become mature is when fart jokes are no longer funny. I am pleased to say that is a moment that has so far not arrived. So what is the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it 😉